INTRODUCING: WIPE AWAY YOUR SINS

Who can’t relate to, and share in, the passionate hatred, of chores? What better way to come together, than mutual shit-talking?

Let’s get people from all over the world to celebrate a middle finger to chores, while ripping off their mesmerizing, bubbly allure.

Specs

• 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• 4. NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).